can i just say..

i dont know if anyone will read this, but i wanna make a couple of comments about MTV HITS' Best of 2010: Pop list

california girls by katy perry ft. snoop dogg
i love this song but i have a couple of points about this video. first, i've never been to california but i'm just guessing that it doesn't look ANYTHING like candy land. in fact i'm like 100% sure it looks nothing like that. i would also like to know when it became socially acceptable to wear donuts and pies as clothing. i heard that was ok if you were like in your bed room... with your husband.. but you do not wear blueberry pie to kill gummy bears with your whip cream can shooting breasts. that's just tacky. you should totally wear pumpkin pie duhh. the last thing i wanna ask is who is the world gets stuck in jello? omgsh that stuff takes FOREVER to gel, you had sooo much time to escape you ditz!!!


video phone by beyonce ft. lady gaga

another fun song. love beyonce and lady gaga ... i think. mmkay i only have two things to say about this video first off, can i just say that lady gaga looks so stiff dancing next to beyonce. i fell on the floor laughing at her popping it cause ... well she looked like she was having some sort of back spasm haha :) and why in the world are there moans at the end of this song? really beyonce? was that necessary? i mean i'm pretty sure you wanna be naked like Ke$ha but i mean is the moaning really necessary?

break your heart by taio cruz ft. ludacris

this song was good..before it was played over and over and over and .... you get what i'm saying. anyways the only thing i have to say about this video is why in the world would you start a relationship by telling your partner that you're going to hurt them and you're going to break their heart? i mean i understand no strings attached relationships but i dont know what in the world this would be.. is it still a relationship if both people are consintual on being hurt? what the heck people???


love the way you lie by eminem ft. rihanna

i just dont understand, someone please explain to me. how could you love the way that someone lies??? this whole video is so bipolar.. maybe if you diddn't love the way he lied you wouldn't be so angry and then so horny.. or maybe you really are bipolar. i dont know. hmm. oh and will someone please tell eminem that when he catches on fire like that he needs to stop drop and roll? i think he missed that memo in elementary school. just sayin.

this might be my favorite parody ever


telephone by lady gaga ft. beyonce

lady gaga might be the strangest woman i've ever seen. i would really like it if she wore more clothing. that would be wonderful. and you know what those gaurds in the beginning of the video might be the most fake tanned and bleached blonde middle aged, saggy, over exposed woman that i've ever seen. modest is hottest ladies. modest is hottest. gaga smoking is bad for you, i'm not gonna preach, but get those cigerettes away from your eyes you crazy, you're gonna get lung cancer through your retinas eww. and what in the world are those prison chicks fighting about? they never say and that bothers me. how can i place a bet on who'll win if i dont even know what's going on?? ps. i think lady gaga made out with a dike.. pretty sure that was a woman. why is she in jail by the way? yeah another thing i can't place a bet on. uhhh. one more thing, why did you have to kill everyone in the diner? what if my dog had been in there!!!! all these questions kind of remind you of watching a movie with lorraine moskalski doesn't it? :) love you girl hahaha oh some help!! beyonce is having a seizure! call an ambulance!! help her!!! all that aside, this might be my most favorite music video of all time. it's totally interesting. especially the makeup :)

alright so i only started counting after i saw this commercal like 5 times while i was watching all these videos, but when i started counting i got to 7 times. they played this commercial seven times plus however many times they played it before i started counting. i'm sure you'll love it.. and go buy one. haha just kidding.


alright i'm tired so yeah. so i'm going to bed now. hope i made you smile at least a little bit :) love you!